Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Catalog that will make me rich, Part I

I keep saying I'm going to start a catalog for families of kids with autism. My catalog won't have any items to help you cure your child. The focus will be on getting your family through those tough days (and nights)

My ideas so far:

Self-Cleaning Mini-Van: Using a dishwasher style mechanism, this van will fill with hot water and detergent at 1:00 every night, swish around for twenty minutes, then drain and dry itself

Mini-Van Febreze Mist: Every time you lock the doors of your mini-van, a fine mist of Febreze is dispensed from the ceiling.

One-piece pajamas, available in any size (if you don't know why you would need these, thank your lucky stars)

Vitamin fortified Play-Doh, crayons and watercolor paints (for the extremely picky eater who for whatever reason loves to devour art supplies)


Niksmom said...

Oh yes! And I would ask if your catalog offered a discount for buying in bulk! BTW, that picture is PRECIOUS!!

KAL said...

INSPIRED ideas! Yes! Especially the vitamin fortified play dough... what's up with that? John loves it too.

Casdok said...

What a fab idea! I think you would earn a fortune!!!

burgiboogie said...

I will totally buy it! Could you add an automatic window cleaner? My SUV windows look like I locked the kids inside, and had to paw their way out:P I love that picture!! Okay, is it G (testing if I can tell them apart:)?